well... the humor is appreciated. and i will gladly help out at some point.
so, since it seems difficult to get full explanations and your response is still confusing to me, i'm going to make some statements (partly guesses, partly common sense, and partly based on your response). can you tell me if the following statements are correct:
1. The system creates several versions of each photo (since i am ignorant about how these are named, i'll call them: thumbnail, gallery-size, and full-size).
2. Image processing (compression, sharpening) for the thumbnail and gallery-size versions are performed when the cache is created. the quality of these images is controlled by the "thumb quality" and "image quality" parameters. The higher the number, the higher the quality, but also the larger the file size. Good defaults are 75 and 85, respectively.
3. If you change these parameters, you'll have to reload the cache to see the changes. [Haven't looked into how to do this, but I'm sure it's relatively simple.]
4. Image processing for the full-size version is done [not-sure-when]. This is controlled by the "full size quality" parameter.
[I don't understand if this is also created ahead of time or on the fly when requested. Also don't understand if the timing of the processing is dependent on whether there is a watermark involved or not.]
5. If you change the "full size quality" parameter, you'll have to [fill-in-the-blank] to see the results.
So... hopefully these are easy to answer. If I'm getting on the right track, I'd be glad to write something up since it seems like many novices would/will have similar questions and these types of explanations would really benefit the community. I apologize if these questions seem annoying to the veterans, but it really would be great for the novices out there if these issues were more clear.