I didn't mean to be unfriendly, on the contrary I was trying to assure him I really do want this feature to work

Sorry if it seemed hostile.
I need people to be able to go to www.dualmonitorbackgrounds.com and click the link "only show backgrounds at your resolution" and then it dynamically filters the resolutions. Using zenphoto's built-in image manipulation doesn't work for me because an automatic system doesn't know which parts of the image are important or not. A lot of the backgrounds I upload that have different available resolutions have had care taken to make the different sizes, not just a quick crop/resize job.
Anyway I'm fully capable of writing the code by myself I just wanted a little help with a problem, often an outsider can see it much quicker than the developers themselves.
I'm happy to wait to see if someone sees anything wrong with my code, I can work on other features in the meantime