I did, and as far as I can work out, it isn't what I was looking for. Let me try to explain in more detail. Or, better yet, since today I don't seem to be explaining myself quite as well I possibly should be, I would like a menu such as the one in this tutorial: http://www.interspire.com/content/2005/12/07/building-an-expanding-dhtml-menu-with-css-and-javascript/
I don't know if it is possible to achieve that with the "list" option, and hence, I jump straight to coding, which I would like to think I'm decent at. Coding (generally) has the same concept in most languages, hence I was hoping I could pick up PHP rather quickly, having a decent C++ background.
Thanks for your help so far

Hopefully you're right, and it's already built it via the "list" option, and I am blinded by my piano-playing greatness
I'm sorry if I seemed a little rude in the last message, it was simply because I felt you assumed that I didn't check the documentation and didn't look at the standard theme, both of which I did first. I always, without fail, try to do something myself before asking a question. I apologise.